Let me tell you the recent events.
Well - there was my ma - surfing the internuts for a table. Table??? Table.....? That seems innocent enough .... don't ya thinks!?
Very early in the mornin' - a courier delivers her new table right to our door ( and I got to Bark and Bark at him! )
So - then she starts to put it together. There is lots of bad words muttered and uttered.... and then she gives up.
Uncie to the rescue - he comes with Scarlet and Zoe on Mondays - so he helps ma put it together.
All finished ...... it has a nice non-slip surface and it spins..... and even goes up and down! There is even a hooky thing that attaches onto the edge of the table top.
We dawgs all fit on it. We even scored Liver Treats while we were standing on it.
The peeps were saying it was good for us to feel "comfortable" on this table and not to be "skeered" or "nervous"!!
Zoe keeps looking down at the table and says "Dark Days Ahead" ...... we don't know what she is on about!!
I'm confused as it is generally not encouraged for us dawgs to go and stand on a peep table.
Coz I am sure this is a perfectly respectable human peep table .... that is nothing for us DAWGS to worry about!
What could possibly go wrong????