You were right my furiends. Remember when I did my post about the "Hydraulic Treat Table" that my mum bought over the internuts???? And you guys said thingys like "Run!, Scream!!, Hide!!!!!".
I said it's OK...... because when I'm on the new table my mum gives me liver treats so it must have been the TREAT table.
I'm a little gully-bulls sometimes.... and well.... you guys were "spot-on"!! You are so smart!
Uncie came over and he and mum moved the table into the laundry. Then I got lifted on it..... and put into a NOOSE!!!!
VERY Un-dig-nif-fied indeed!! And how am I supposed to BREATHE PEOPLE??????
Oh NO!!!!! Now the buzzy clipper thingy is switched on me!
It's just a touch-up trim they said..... because the weather is cold! But they think my furs were getting all clumpy and tangly - especially on my underbelly and legs. HOGWASH!
This is my "after" shot. You can see how I'm still unhappy and doing my nervous pant. I found that if I leaned against the noosy thingy- I could make myself chokes and pants..... just to send the message to the peeps that I was not happy with the new table..... or the clipping!
AND there were very few liver treats to "rub salt into my wounds!!"
My only consolation was the events to follow... (*he he*):
SCARLET: What???? Why are you taking my picture and interrupting my nap??
SCARLET: Ohhhhh drats!!!! We shoulda listened to Rubies bloggie furiends and run away from home!!
PeeS: Zoe copped it too only mum didn't get photos of her because mum had to start makin' dinner.
We hates Groomin' Day!!!
Lesson learned. Next time RUUUUUUUUN.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
HI Ruby & Scarlet
ReplyDeleteThat's a shame about the hair cuts you do look very cute though
From Milo & Jet
The end result is worth the torments but should be more treats involved!!
ReplyDeleteWe hate grooming, too. At least we don't have that noose thingy!!! You deserve LOADS of liver treats in our opinion.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Oh man... I am so sorry bouts the table... And the grooming.
ReplyDeleteOh NO! Not the table.... Can't say we didn't warn you. Butt you do look beautiful. At least you got a few yummy treats. We always find that treats make us furget all about the horrors our humans put us through.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Torture....sheer torture......double torture considering there were very few treats.
ReplyDeleteOh no we say. Stealing furs is a crime and the price should be lots and lots of treats. Have a terrific Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
That table looks scary. We are glad we don't need to get groomed. Would peeing on it make the table go away? Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteOMD Rubie that thingy looks SO SCARY... They are lucky you didn't PEE.
ReplyDeleteWe couldn't even LOOK at the pictures of that TERROR TABLE.
That monster table sure made you look good and spark-a-ly. We thought nooses were dangerous
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
We think you were robbed! There should have been lots of treats for you while you were being tortured. BTW you do look very cute after your cut.
ReplyDeleteMillie & Walter
You needed a trim, you got a nice trim. So whats the big deal? You guys just like to fuss about things!
ReplyDeleteStella
Oh Rubie, I am so sorry you had to endure such torture. It's amazing how they give you treats to get you used to the table...but never give treats for how you endure the torture of a grooming. So unfair!
ReplyDelete*Cairn cuddles*
Oz
Rubie, I'm afraid you have not quite grasped the point of 'before' and 'after' shots. You are supposed to keep the grumpy face for 'before' and put on a big smiley face for 'after' so no-one notices that your Mum has been trying to save money by giving you a home haircut! Or is that just how it works round my place?
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
Hey Rubie!
ReplyDeleteWow, that's a torture table fur sure! OMD your fur laying there all lonely without your body. Awful! And, not a lot of treats is really wrong. Butt, I gotta say you look wonderful! Maybe that helps a little.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Gurl, I hates to say 'I told you so..'
ReplyDeletebutts, might I say, You look FABulous!!! Okays, sorry. Not suppose to encourage the peeps. Oh, the HORRORS!!! (is that betters??)
And, very few treaties???? Now that IS a horror!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Ooooh dear. We are not letting our mum see this post cause I, Stella, am badly in need of a hair cut too! I say there is nothing wrong with stinky and hairy. No, nothing wrong at all. Take care next time Rubie. Keep away from the table. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory P.s. Isn't the weather beautiful today, ahhhh, Spring is coming!
ReplyDeleteOh Rubie - we know all about the grooming table. Can't believe you didn't get many extra treats for enduring that. But you and Scarlet do look very fine with your new fur-cut. Take care - woofs and licks from Magic xx
ReplyDeleteI hear ya Rubie. I went through the same ordeal. But it took my peeps 2 hours to clip my hair. I thought it would never end.
ReplyDeleteRoy