You know my furiends......... I finally did it. I have read about my furiends who have already done it, some have done it several times......
Today ....... (drumroll) ........ I FOUND SOMETHING SUPER DUPER STINKY on my walk with dad dad. Then I ROLLED ALL OVER IN IT...... and got extra stinky stuffs glued in under my armpits and even managed to smoosh my diamonte collar into it!!
It was sheer glee!
Mum wishes we owned one of these!!!!
The story is..... when dad's back was turned I leapt into some long grasses and started to folic with glee..... then dad dad noticed when I returned to him.....that it was not just wetness from the grasses that was schmeared all over me..... but some really good stinky stuffs!! Yaaaaaaa! I smelled so good.... I wondered why he was turning interesting shades of green!!?????
We got home and mum answered the front door with dad dad saying......"run the bath.....she found something really awful to roll in" !!
The cheek of it. I smelled GREAT!!
In the bathroom we went. Mum caught my full perfume... and gasped and squealed, and then made funny choking noises!! She had to leave QUICKLY!! What a drama queen ! She couldn't stay in the bathroom with me..... so dad dad put me through the first shampoo. And all my great, hard earned stinky smells were being washed down the plug-hole!
Mum came back in and was able to give me the second shampoo. Great. Don't ask me why they had to do it twice!?!
After my blow-dry - I got sprayed with two sorts of stuff, and mum was very happy she had this in the cupboard. I think this stunk to high heaven. In fact, I'm still trying to get it off me!
Who invents this sort of spray??? Obviously someone who doesn't like dawgs!
Mum seems to be in a bad mood now........ it's me that should be feeling PUT OUT. I find the SMELL of my LIFE, and they go and wash it OFF ME!
Peeps! Geez! Sometimes they are NO FUN!
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LATE NOTE from Rubie's Mum: We have no idea what it was.... the smell was unbearable..... I'm thinking it maybe was a "dead something"......??????? Rubie is not saying!
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LATE NOTE from Rubie's Mum: We have no idea what it was.... the smell was unbearable..... I'm thinking it maybe was a "dead something"......??????? Rubie is not saying!
Oh Rubie!
ReplyDeleteWe are so happy you found something so lovely to roll in! And then for it to be taken away- well that's just unfair! The funniest is when all your furry friends take turns rolling in this with you.
Hope you can get out soon to find another lovely smell to roll in!
Your bearded buddies, Joules & Prescott
What was it Rubie?
ReplyDeleteI read all of it but I still don't have any idea what it is. We are quite curious what would make your mom not bear anything you rolled on.
So much for mischief Monday. LOL.
Huggies and Cheese,
Haopee
But Rubie, what have you been doing these last two years? You mean this was your FIRST EVER roll in stinky stuff! Oh my. Now you know what you are missing, I don't doubt that you will want to make up for lost time. (Don't worry, for the alert dog, there are always opportunities, no matter how much the humans swear they will never ever turn their back on you ever again....)
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
Aw, Rubie...that is sooooo unfair. What is wrong with humans' noses?
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
It's true Rubie - peeps never like the best smells and always like smells that make us dogs sneeze! I've heard talk that fox poo and duck poo are pretty good stinky perfumes and also very hard to get off - especially fox :-) You do look lovely in that last picture though - even if the new perfume doesn't smell as good - woofs and licks from Magic xx
ReplyDeleteIf you ever get the chance, fresh fox poo is divine! I really don't know why Chanel doesn't bottle it. I'd buy fox aftershave in a jiffy! Deccy x
ReplyDeleteDitto Deccy above , we have had many a poo incident! Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Fabulous!!!! Now remember where it was that you rolled in it so you can go back there tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteOH! Now I will have to find a good smell to roll in! I have never done that before! Thanks for the idea!
ReplyDeleteLovies, Miss Mindy
I believe Bertie and Declan are on the RIGHT TRACK here... Girrrrl you gotta go back there and gather the ESSENCE and BOTTLE it.. YOU will be a Bazillionare... It would sell like Squirrel Cakes.
ReplyDeleteWhat a pity that PEEPS do NOT know of the finer thingys in life.
Down the Drain Hole??? WHAT a WASTE.
I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo feel you pain girrrrl.
This is an example of the ABUSE that WE must endure.
Rubie! We are SO proud of you! Way to go, girl! Dead stuff is the best to roll in... now if you live near the ocean like us, try to see if you can find a dead seal! Now that's an awesome stinky!
ReplyDeleteSam and Pippen
There is something about smelly that can not be resisted.
ReplyDeleteWell that just stinks that they washed off the good smell.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
What mean peeps you have! Sometimes I just don't know why we put up with them.
ReplyDeletePoor Ruby, It's too bad you couldn't enjoy your perfume longer. You do look fabulous after your bath though.
ReplyDeleteCindy
Ugh, just the other day I rolled in dead fish at the beach and my Mom threw a hissy fit!
ReplyDeleteNola
BOL sounds like a wonderful walk! Dads are such drama kings. Since we don't like to get dirty, we only taste stinky things
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
You lucky DAWG, Rubie. We have only gotten tiny bits of that stinky stuff goodness. The Momster always manages to stop us before we get the full enjoyment. For some reason the Momster says she is very sympathetic to your Mom.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Woohoo! Here's to your first roll in something stinky! Good job!!
ReplyDeleteSorry your peeps ruined it for ya! :(
Oh yes, Eau de Dead Body Parts is a fragrance highly desired by all canines.
ReplyDeletePat
Critter Alley
Aww man, what a bummer. Peeps are such a buzz kill about that. Everytime I get good and stinky, I suffer the same fate & then end up smelling like floofy flowers or fruit!
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Gee Rubie
ReplyDeleteI am sorry you did not get to keep your favorite smell for very long before your mom washed it all away! Bye bye stinky smell!
love
tweedles
ooh, i wonder what is was??? i think we would've liked the smell of it, thats for sure! anytime our mom sprays that HORRIBLE spray stuff on us, we rub our bodies all over any surface we can to try and get that nasty smell off of us!
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Outstanding job Rubie, its so sad that they had to find you so quickly and then destroyed all of your hard work. I guess we have to enjoy each moment as it comes to us, you never know when the evil Peeps are gonna take our fun away.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Good job Rubie Look for it again next walk it will be even better did Dad get a telling off
ReplyDeleteBOL! Hardy HAR HAR! Oh Rubie you had to have TWO baths?!!! AND get sprayed with parfume TOO?! Bahahahhahaha ;D Yeah, I'm bettin you found somethin real deaded fur sure Ha!
ReplyDeleteMom says she feels for your pawrents. Ewwwwwwww!
Waggin at ya,
Roo
Wubie
ReplyDeleteWe have to feel sowwy fow ouw peeps..they will nevew know the joy of that speshul , and wondewful feeling of wolling in yuckie stuff and that delightful smell, that they will nevew appweciate. I'm glad you got to expewience it even if it was too bwief a time
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Ugh, ugh, ugh, I can only imagine the smell. We were on the beach last year and a gorgeous spaniel dog there had found a dead seal to roll in, OMG a dead seal! That was truly awful. Susie-Belle doesn't seem to be that into rolling in smells, thank heavens. Anyhow, you made me smile you lovely smelly girl Rubie :)
ReplyDeleteHoomans just don't appreciate such fine aromas! You may needs some sort of therapies to gets overs dis...sigh.
ReplyDeletePuddles
Parents are real kill-joys sometimes Rubie!! but I say Good job!!
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jazzi
Often.... very often, humans just don't get it. So two shampoo and the special colongne... your humans really tried hard to get rid of this great smell. What was it? bol
ReplyDeleteYour friends,
Momo & Pinot
Oh, we bet you smelled divine! The stinkier the better...what is wrong with our people?
ReplyDeleteWyatt and Stanzie
HA,HA,HA,HA,HA! Rubie I love it, its such a funny post, Mum was laughing so hard she nearly pee-peed in the house! BOL! I do this ALL the time, I've rolled in sheep poop, cow poop, dead mice, moles, frogs, voles, sheep!!! Its crazy I love to roll and the smell to me is what Mums expensive perfume is to her ... Divine! But I guess Pawrents dont appreciate us smelling "good" do they Rubie Roo?!! Love from your Furiend and Fellow Roller Frank xxxxxxxxx
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