BOL! My...... I mean THE Great Escape!!

Hiya all,

I have a great story to share today.

The other day I was supervisin' my dad dad cuttin' down this HUGE Pine Tree from our front yard. 

Here it is almost finished:

Only a little bit of it left today.

Anywho, the doorbell rang and it was the Avon Lady bringin' my mum a whole of bag of stuffs. So you can imagine there was a LOT of woofing that needed doin, and I'm excellent at that.

Then mum shut the front door (only it didn't shut very well - and she didn't notice....I DID)

Mum went back to doin her mosaics project outside in the side garden, and dad dad was still out the front.

After a few minutes mum wondered why she could hear me barkin' and barkin' kinda a long way away and behind her..... like it came from around the corner!!?? She didn't think much of it.... and continued sticking her broken bits of tile to her concrete ball.

Then - about 5 minutes later - she had a funny feelin' ...... and decided she would look for me. She got around to dad dad and asked if he had seen me recently.... he said "no".

Then they both looked outside the fence to see me runnin' backwards and forwards outside on the footpath - lookin' mighty pleased with myself too!

See the green fence - I was on the OTHER side of it ...... BOL!!!

So then mum ran back inside to get out the front door to get me - and I was just runnin' in the front door to meet her.

You see if your peeps are CARELESS and leave the FRONT door OPENS...... a little schnauzer can get out into the big wide world all by herself. I was barkin at mum from the street outside to tell her ...."MUM YOU LEFT THE FRONT DOOR WIDE OPEN!!!!!"

It was priceless my furiends..... PRICELESS!

Shouldn't peeps be IQ tested before they get a dawg???

Just as well I KNEW where I WAS the WHOLE TIME!!

Now my furiends..... gotta get back to supervisin' the tree removal.

Stay Safe Now!