Take the following for example. I detect an intruder and his big white van on the top level of my property. Therefore, I go BALLISTIC with my "big girl voice" and get dad to check on what the heck is going on.
Now..... wouldn't you go BALLISTIC if you saw this out your Parents' bedroom window???? It was my duty! Ma said he even has a "plumbers crack".... whatever that is??!!
Hmmm - very suspicious indeed. My pa went out and conferred with the man in the bright top.
Ha - here he is going backwards and forwards to his van gettin' stuff, and then fiddling with our water meter in the bushes.
All this surveillance is good on the comfy mink blanket. Apparently the man is from the water company and they are switchin' over our meter - he called it "preventative maintenance". In that case, you are authorised by me, the mini schnauzer, to go about your business - but do it and GO!
Note I take my surveillance seriously - never taking my eyes off the intruder! And not even givin' you guys a sweet smile for the blog. I was busy. Next time I promise.
Ohhh - before I forget - don't forget to check out the Third Annual Bandana Day over at The Portuguese Water Blog...... I'm there in my green. But I'm not from South Africa, I'm from South Australia (a small typo I'm sure).
